Causing consternation among the masses, first-timer Corey “The Californicator” McCort walked off with the trophy. Speculation that there was a quid pro quo in exchange for a sponsorship has not been fully addressed by management.

Defining Moments:
1) No Name taking a knee on the first hole. Next to the road. On the other side of said road.
2) Getting wristbands before the Friday afternoon round
3) Manute visiting the gas station on the first hold at Traditional
4) Peter’s spectactular putting
5) Saladmaster finishing a round in less than 1 lunar cycle (under 4 hours)
6) Moving the championship round to Deacon’s Lodge.